navigating nihon
| Ode to a B*stard
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9.25.2004 |
Though a sempai forever he will be known,
He has other nicknames less praising in tone
He has shown us the ropes and how to get by
And to this we only gawk and say ううまい！
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His obsession with ビイキモーンis a tad perplexing
His obsession with ビイキモーンis a tad perplexing
And is his devotion to Taiko all the more concerning
But don’t get me wrong; he is a man of high quality,
If you don’t consider his fixation with Spaced abnormality
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To his credit, his BBQ skills are outstanding….bar none,
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To his credit, his BBQ skills are outstanding….bar none,
And without him, your enkai would be lacking in fun.
So be sure to invite him to your next shindig or party,
Though be warned ladies, he’s been known to act a wee bit tarty
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Some will remember him as a leader of sports
While others will conjure up images of late night naked cohorts
Many will remember his charm and the Japanese he’s mastered,
But to me, he will just be known as a damn great Bastard
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Now, there's a bastard if I ever saw one!!
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Now, there's a bastard if I ever saw one!!
emma found her way @ 8:35 p.m.
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